Our gift (guide) to you.
We have seen about 500 different gift guides over the past three weeks but none of them really appealed to our refined tastes. Where's the gift roundup for young fans of Stevie Nicks who wear too-tight black jeans and silver jewelry and lurk in the corner of underground after-hours clubs and occasionally indulge in a watermelon-fourLOKO-and-cough syrup cocktail. WHERE'S THE WITCHHOUSE GIFT GUIDE?
We realized, of course, that everyone was leaving that one up to us. And so we present to you, dear readers, the least-cheery gift guide of all. Happy holidays or whatever from your friends at soldout.
A Witch House/Grave Wave/Fuckcore Gift Guide from Soldout.
Starting off easy and obvious...
SALEM on vinyl, for your live-mixing needs. And cuz it's classier than the illegal download you've been listening to all year..
SALEM King Night on Vinyl, $12.99