Our gift (guide) to you.
We have seen about 500 different gift guides over the past three weeks but none of them really appealed to our refined tastes. Where's the gift roundup for young fans of Stevie Nicks who wear too-tight black jeans and silver jewelry and lurk in the corner of underground after-hours clubs and occasionally indulge in a watermelon-fourLOKO-and-cough syrup cocktail. WHERE'S THE WITCHHOUSE GIFT GUIDE?
We realized, of course, that everyone was leaving that one up to us. And so we present to you, dear readers, the least-cheery gift guide of all. Happy holidays or whatever from your friends at soldout.
A Witch House/Grave Wave/Fuckcore Gift Guide from Soldout.
Starting off easy and obvious...
SALEM on vinyl, for your live-mixing needs. And cuz it's classier than the illegal download you've been listening to all year..
SALEM King Night on Vinyl, $12.99
Tarot reading by Todd Pendu from his Majikians Tarot deck.
Illustrator Jesse Gelaznik and Todd "Pendu" Brooks
Priceless but, inquire for appointment.
Chrissie Abbott's mug for Jaguar Shoes, for your afternoon wake-up coffee. "Oh, that interview was this morning? Whatever."
Jaguar Shoes, 20 British pounds.
No Lost Witches White Lip + Eye shirt, cuz you're stylish.
Sasha Grey's ..."other commitments"
"The Girlfriend Experience"--$11.99, Amazon.com
Tri Angle-shaped pen cap necklace. Multipurpose.
Stevie Nicks' greatest hits
April77 wardrobe, cuz you're super-stylish.
Various prices, April77 online store.
Scary-ass skull candle. Ambiance.
Sweet-ass skull ring. Bling.
Everything that SALEM is wearing in that NYT Style photo, especially the $1800 foxtail.
Lots of $$$$ that make soldout :( :( :(, Alexander McQueen and friends.
Actual calculated prices of the items total $23,561, not including the pieces available by appointment/inquiry only.
Brownie--but not just any brownie. A WITCH BROWNIE.
Fat Witch bakery brownies, $2.95 each.
Need something less mass-consumable? Something a little more original? Something that says "less house more witch"? soldout. suggests contacting Etsy sellers and requesting some custom made merchandise:
- sterling silver "yes i smoke crack" pipe necklace
- "i <3 moog" crossstich
- dollar stored framed print that you ripped the original photo out of and replaced it with a black and white photo of a writhing naked woman with a blurred face
- Pentagram merchandise: quilts you can hang instead of curtains, stuffed animals you can hang from nooses, strings of pentagrams that you can hang on trees in your creepy backyard
2010, 2010 Buzz Bands, fuckcore, gift guide, grave wave, salem, witch house, witchhouse 
Reader Comments (1)
u guyz totally forgot a double finger cross ring