SALEM SOLDOUT

From the times magazine style pages.

So the band whose members couldn't bother to wake up for the NYT interview now lets the Times dress them up in Alexander McQueen? (413xaNdr Mc2u33n?)  John (We meant Jack, sorry. I think if we know anything it's who is who in Salem, Marley just wanted to get this up as quickly as possible given that we were all WTF SALEM + ALEXANDESTER CROWLEY MCQUEEN WTF--Ed.)

 got to wear his own white tee, although he's stylin an $1800 foxtail. And I'm sure slightly soiled off white white tees are Dior Homme's next big thing. 

...there's a selling out and soldout. pun in there...can you make it for us?