Lady Gaga is a fucking parasite

I don't think I'm a smug guy, but sometimes I feel like the smartest person in the room.

And sometimes, I feel like the smartest person on the planet.

This happens when I get an inane text message that says "Ga, ga, rah, rah, rah."

This happens when people play "Bad Romance" out during their DJ sets, under the impression that the song is "good." It is not.

And this happens when artists that I grew up with perform horrible covers of "Poker Face" for no reason other than pure irony and digitally boosting their falling popularity.

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