Two mostly rational adults discuss Keshadollarsign
Ben and I got on iChat to talk about Keshadollarsign in a vulgar and at times misogynist but always depressingly self-important way...because why not, really?
I had not heard miss Sign (per Kristin: first name Kesha. Middle name Dollar. Last name Sign.) until yesterday, so Ben joined me in the ardous act of hitting "play" on her single "TiK ToK".
Ben is purple, I am not. He is Olly, you are Sven.
Listen along:
Keshadollarsign-TiK ToK
(The article linked to: Ke$ha Sold Her Clothes To Buy Tacos)
Keshadollarsign: Bla Bla BLa
Whelp, there you have it-like Keshadollarsign herself, none of this was witty, fun, pretty or intelligent, all of it was so offensive it basically borders on trash, and we should all bathe now. But I want the shower first, before Keshadollarsign gets in it.
ke$ha, keshadollarsign 
Reader Comments (4)
yeah, Ashleeeeee Simpson and I'm taking credit for that link, too. Ahem.
Also, how have you not heard this song until yesterday? Do you not go into stores? Or leave your place? Ever? ...Though to be fair the first time I really listened I was in the beauty supply store buying a wig and fake eyelashes. Take from that what you will.
additionally: +1 to ben for Tik Tako.
FTW: "The drunk girl who has a lemon drop and turns out to be from laredo TX and won't take it in the ass."
I want a t-shirt that says that.
Also. TWO MANY K$ POSTS. NINE MANY DOGS!
Personal favorite: "Put a little roofee in my facehole."