No There’s Nothing Else

No There’s Nothing Else

Some drink to sleep. Some make piano key neckties. Some drive Dodge Stratuses.

(Strati? Stratuses.)

But Bernie Sumner has a very peculiar, very Manchester-ish form of the working man’s blues. After all, this is a guy who, in his working lifetime, fucking wrote the most over-rated New Order song ever “Blue Monday” the most under-rated New Order song of all time, “Temptation”.

His singular voice, and the ability to pen a line that transcends meaning into the sort of lyric that ends up beating like a heart when you’re fucked up at 3 A.M. (see: “Regret“‘s “look at me/I’m not you”, “Guilt Is A Useless Emotion“‘s “you sure know a lot/for a girl”, “Blue Monday“‘s “how does it feel/to treat me like you do” or, in fact, most of that song…or pretty much every New Order song, ever), leaves him, with the dissolution of New Order as a result of Peter Hook being fat starting a new band, Freebass, which is totally going to be taken seriously, and forging the signature of Ian Curtis obviously being unable to get along with anyone, ever, a daunting task:

how do you, as Bernie Sumner, lyricist extraordinaire, forge a new band from the ashes of what is arguably the most influential group on pop and indie in the current musical landscape? Hell, Superstar DJ Steve Aoki wouldn’t have a job if New Order had never recorded “Bizarre Love Triangle”.

You start a band with a name worse than “New Order”-i.e. the only band name ever worse than “Joy Division”-Bad Lieutenant. We owe Johnny Marr for the name, thanks dudeicus.

So New Order’s Phil Cunningham and Stephen Morris are on hand here, too, and what we have is the album Never Cry Another Tear Never Cry Another Tear (oh god that’s REALLY THE TITLE?!?!).

The song in this post, “Poisonous Intent”, comes near the end of the album, and it’s the most New Order-sounding thing on the whole record. Other than the regrettably embarrassing slap-bass during the chorus, I fucking LOVE this song-it embraces everything that made New Order so awesome, so great, so lovably exhilarating and synapse-stimulating. They made the sort of music that gets saved up in your spinal fluid, to be unleashed in a way that makes your brain warm and body fuzzy, causing you to lean against the dairy cooler when “Regret” comes on in the supermarket. And this is proof that they still can, to an extent.

No, I’m not saying that “Poisonous Intent” can stand head-to-head with some of New Order’s best, but it would fit on the more guitar-based modern-day working-class melancholia of Waiting For The Siren’s Call, their sadly-overlooked swan song. Also, come on: there’s something charming about Bernard’s declaration that with his “new-found wealth” he’s going to “buy a guitar” and “nothing else”. Right. And, obviously, some hamburgers-right, Bernie?

Bad Lt. play Webster Hall in NY on Nov 21 and I will be there.

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You Talk Big, So I’ll Talk Bigger

You Talk Big, So I’ll Talk Bigger

Atlanta’s Today The Moon, Tomorrow The Sun are an incredible band. In-freaking-credible.  They play this fierce blend of electronic rock that comes built-in with hooks and mantras, like breakup music you can dance to if you’re so inclined or rock out to if you’re so inclined or just get absorbed in and listen, listen, listen.

(photo of TTMTTS at The Tank in Manhattan via This Week In NY)

They release a new E.P., Heavyweight Champions, next weekend (Oct 17), with a special show at Atlanta’s Drunken Unicorn. This new stuff, some of which they’ve been playing out on tour, shows why TTMTTS are masters of the short turn-around time befitting a barrage of E.P. releases (this is their third): the songs on Heavyweight Champions show a definite new attention to slowly divvying out personal details in the song lyrics, and this song, “Apologia”, is one of the heaviest, hardest things they’ve done to date.  It’s juxtaposed nicely as the second track with the E.P.’s opener and first single, the similarly-shocking New Order-ish nod “Bones”. There’s something devistating in the lines “you talk big, so I’ll talk bigger, you talk big so I’ll…talk”…it’s a promise and a threat, yeah? A promise and a threat that just keeps getting bigger.

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Bricks and Morter

I never paid enough attention to Editors. Or maybe I paid just the attention they deserved.

(That is to say, enough to joke about starting my own band, Copywriter and the Editorial Assistants.)

This new album, In This Light & on This Evening…it’s a game-changer for me, on par with how I felt when I was forced, finally, after scoffing and ignoring, to listen to all of Interpol’s Turn On The Bright Lights from start to finish.

In This Light & on This Evening resurrects the production name of the 90s, Flood, and creates a moody, electronic background for those cold velvet vocals. My favorite is this song, “Bricks and Mortar”, for the way the last chorus ends in a snarl that actually begins the rest of the album.

Hi, Editors, nice to meet you.

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I am in love with Liz Harris.

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I think ur a dickey, I think ur an ascot

Say what you will about Bret Easton and the Ellises Bret Eater Ellis Islands Dudes and the Ivy League Bros Vampire Weekend, I forgive the fact that they booked lit/music events with me TWICE and then had to cancel to be superfamous, because they rock.

These guys worship at the alter of the Yamaha…or the Casio…wtfev…and for that they are respected. Also they like Peter Gabriel-or, more importantly, Peter Gabriel likes them.

They have a new song, released today after a lengthy countdown on a landing page (that’s media marketing terminology for “dumb page that counts the visits to inflate the egos behind it”), called “Horchata”, and it is awesome.

And you can bet your popped collar we’ll be calling U A Contra very soon, to the sound of paradise in the background.

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